October 5, 2015
World Teachers’ Day

BIRTHDAYS
Larry Fine 1902
Bill Dana 1924
Steve Miller 1943

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*09/19/15 Modern Hunter: Annual.
*09/19/15 The Eighty Eight: An adventurous magazine for the occasional thinker.
*09/19/15 Tea Time Holidays: Celebrate Hanukkah, Christmas and New Year’s Eve with afternoon tea.
*09/19/15 Celebrate! with Woman’s World Crafting Fun!: No-sew projects for all ages.
09/19/15 Edible Ohio Valley: Celebrating Ohio River Valley food culture, season by season.
09/19/15 Paradis: France.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

3 out of 4 tattoo-removal procedures in the U.S. are performed on women.
— October Harper’s

Baby foxes are called kits.
— October Ranger Rick  Jr.

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

TRUMP BUYS WHITE HOUSE! U.S. in talks to lease it back.

WOLFMAN NOT HAPPY HIS DAUGHTER IS DATING BIGFOOT

BRITISH MUSEUM “CLOSED FOR REPAIRS” SAYS MUMMY AT DOOR

IRELAND’S GHOSTS UNIONIZE, THREATEN STRIKE

TOM CRUISE STILL SHORT

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, especially if the other man is a dumpster diver.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Rob Peter Paypahl